i really need to stop watching the soldier reunion videos on youtube when i’m wearing mascara
My neighbor is an adorable little chinese girl and she basically just moved from china a week ago.
She’s teaching me how to say things in Mandarin and Cantonese already, so basically this year is off to a 1000% better start than last year
Me: So, what's your major?
Classmate: Bullshitting and crying.
Me: Yeah, same.