i really need to stop watching the soldier reunion videos on youtube when i’m wearing mascara

02 Sep   /  1 note


How to handle a police interrogation like a boss. Basically.


This is a breathtaking picture of Miley. She is so beautiful like can we all just take a moment to appreciate how striking she is or

My neighbor is an adorable little chinese girl and she basically just moved from china a week ago.
She’s teaching me how to say things in Mandarin and Cantonese already, so basically this year is off to a 1000% better start than last year

02 Sep   /  1 note

You’re fine. You’re a good person.

welcome to machu picchu.. i’ll be your guide.

  • Me: So, what's your major?
  • Classmate: Bullshitting and crying.
  • Me: English?
  • Classmate: Yeah!
  • Me: Yeah, same.
  • devotionaura:

    everyone watch this video of my dog gettin embarrassed that i caught him singin